Hot take

"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94) 11/23/2017 at 12:34 • Filed to: for eating at least

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This is a far superior bird

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 11/23/2017 at 12:36

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Not a hot take. The only exception being smoked and pulled turkey, it’s heavenly.

fhrblig > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 11/23/2017 at 12:41

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By far.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/23/2017 at 12:41

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Considering the love affair with turkey it’s warm enough.

Frankly I never look forward to turkey. It’s not so much the bird itself, done right it’s perfectly acceptable. But:

- Nobody seems capable of cooking it without drying it right out. Eating it becomes a chore.

- LEFTOVERS. F ME.

- Done right it shouldn’t be much different from chicken anyway, which is easier to cook and isn’t staring you in the face every time you open the fridge for the next two weeks.

My bird IS the word > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 11/23/2017 at 12:59

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Not as good for sammiches IMO but for entrees you may be right.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > My bird IS the word 11/23/2017 at 13:05

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But zero or one days of leftover chicken sandwiches beats a week of turkey

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 11/23/2017 at 13:16

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I prefer chicken to turkey.

This is why for Christmas, I do rib roasts.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs 11/23/2017 at 13:16

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Good for you.

DipodomysDeserti > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 11/23/2017 at 13:24

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I thought the entire world was in agreement that chicken is better than turkey?

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > DipodomysDeserti 11/23/2017 at 13:25

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I would hope so, but it seems the entire world still has a love affair for turkey

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 11/23/2017 at 13:28

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They make better pets, too...

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 11/23/2017 at 13:30

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I mean, beef is clearly superior for feasting, but if you have to have birds, chicken is better.

I’ve got all my stuff in the oven right now.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > My bird IS the word 11/23/2017 at 13:31

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Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs 11/23/2017 at 13:32

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Beef for feast chicken for party

Chariotoflove > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 11/23/2017 at 14:00

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A Duck?

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Chariotoflove 11/23/2017 at 14:10

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Yes. A stuffed duck.

Specifically, stuffed with chicken meat.

Monkey B > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 11/23/2017 at 14:50

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my entire life I’ve argued if turkey was so good why do we only really eat it once a year? Rather have chicken.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Monkey B 11/23/2017 at 14:53

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Good for you

Cash Rewards > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 11/23/2017 at 15:31

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I thought it was just that finding a chicken big enough to feeda dozen or so people was problematic.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Cash Rewards 11/23/2017 at 15:33

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Get several chickens.

Recovering Gaijin > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 11/23/2017 at 16:52

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Lived one summer at a dis-used turkey farm next to an active one. Still not a big fan of birds decades later...

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 11/23/2017 at 18:54

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These three are delicious alternatives to Turkey and come in a more manageable feasting size